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Saturday, January 23, 2010

Instead of Flowers

Last night we watched "Inglorious bastards." It was good. Lots of hot Jewish guys killing mean Nazis. Who doesn't love dead Nazis?
I think they should be given instead of sending flowers for special occasions.
"Harold, Look at what Aunt Martha sent!"
"How sweet! Look how many swastikas that one has!"
"Where should we put him?"
"How about over there, on the table, so the light from the window will reflect off all the buttons on his uniform?"
"Great idea honey."
Better than carnations any day.

2 comments:

  1. Ha ha. If I ever need to send you flowers I now know what to send you!

    Maybe I will send some over to thank you for helping me....you know a life for a life :)

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  2. Inglorious Basterds was the best Valentines Gift for Bob. He loves that movie, unfortunately he continuously quotes from it. I do love the scene where Shoshanna is applying makeup war-paint style as David Bowie croons in the background. By the way, I have figured out how to post comments so I am catching up posting on old blogs, just in case you were wondering.

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